HOW TO PAY DOWRY TO A LUO WOMAN .

Before we dig deep ,on how to pay DOWRY to a Luo woman ,let me first congratulate our own boy Monari ,

So Monari ,one of our male students  invited a mama fua to help him with house chores, and there's one thing I know for sure: whether the knife falls on the watermelon or the watermelon falls on the knife, it must be eaten. 


I fully support students who support mama fua business, they also deserve happiness. The beauty of dating a mama fua is that she’ll show up with a lot of good things. Meanwhile, a Gen Z will only arrive with 13kg of makeup and a pack of 33 RIBBED condoms. Very useless creatures; avoid them like a plague. 

Let me leave this student with a Magadi road proverb that says, “If a woman visits you during cold weather, remove the 'W' from weather and split the remaining word into two...”

First forward ; 

For the Singles wishing to marry Luo girls....listen carefully..

Paying Dowry( Nyombo rules).

Announce the day of your visit and prepare yourself well ( Cash wise),Change lots of 50bob notes and stash like 1000 worth in several envelopes.Carry the "ayie envelope separately " (nimekubali cash)
Depending on how educated the girl is ,you can stash from 10k - to - 100k for nyi Mbalariany( University graduates)- but not too much ..Luos value cows more than cash but the cow day is later.

Get your self a nice suit and tie..
Pick 2'or 3 close friends or relatives ( a least one parrot).On the material day, arrive late and remember not to forget to not enter the home in a motor bike. Kama hauna gari, hire or borrow from a friend , if not use a motor bike but alight a distance away.

As you enter stay in the middle..
You will be shown where to sit..
Do not sit facing your mum in-laws bedroom door, do not stare at the ceiling..( your mum in law stares at it every night ( bad Manner's)

After all is set and all is done , my brother , food will be offered. Eat first and do it slowly ( you will be served a whole chicken stuffed with spices and God knows what Else).Your colleagues will eat after you start.. ( some may be gluttonous so kula pole pole coz when you stop ,they stop too. Eat a little of all the foods especially the ugali and Remember this ,do not ask where the toilet is..Utaenda kwa bush...so beba tissue yako kwa mfuko..
Ukipewa changaa kidogo ..
Drink it even if you are a teetotaler.

Again , Do not finish the food.( there will be some  old mamas peeping as you eat...( relax they just want to intimidate you so that the left overs is enough for them).

After eating ,when speechs are being made ,do not talk much..
When the speech time comes ,your buddies will do the talking... Pretend you are important and keep adjusting your mitumba tie..

The village chief and lots of ' inlaws'
Will throng the home.especially if you come driving a Benz..( oche ma idewo)

Dish out the envelopes as per instruction from your buddies..After all is done ..leave the home first ( your sisters in-law will escort you)..A day well accomplished..You are now legally married.Madam will follow you after a few days.

In under 2 years she will call you..
Jachiendno..( That demon) and you will do nothing about it.Just shut up.

Ni pingu LA maisha!!

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